they say i'm a control freak

Every Character I LoveJessica Day (New Girl)

“I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children, and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person, that’s just weird and it freaks me out! And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown, and I hate your pant suit, I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter. And that doesn’t mean I’m not smart, and tough, and strong! And my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch!”

August 30, 2014
1 hour ago ✞ 1,141 notesviaoriginreblog


listening to fall out boy feels like getting tucked into bed, kissed on the forehead and given a hot cup of tea

but it is also feels like injecting caffeine into your veins, wearing a leather jacket and eyeliner, and punching your exes in the face 14 times

August 30, 2014
1 hour ago ✞ 38,379 notesviaoriginreblog


the longer i dont play any sports the longer i can go around telling people “ive never lost a basketball game”

August 30, 2014
1 hour ago ✞ 991 notesviaoriginreblog


at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

(Source: exeggcute)

August 30, 2014
1 hour ago ✞ 263,266 notesviaoriginreblog

(Source: banderboucher)

August 30, 2014
1 hour ago ✞ 29,968 notesviaoriginreblog


don’t sexualise things meant for children like i dont care if you think i’m kink shaming you it’s gross don’t do it

August 30, 2014
2 hours ago ✞ 139,251 notesviaoriginreblog


☯ follow for more ✌


August 30, 2014
2 hours ago ✞ 390 notesviaoriginreblog


joan rivers is a crusty racist old white who has made fun of domestic abuse and who said that the Palestinians deserve to be wiped out. i am not about to feel sorry for her just because satan is calling her home. let her gag 

August 30, 2014
2 hours ago ✞ 10,822 notesviaoriginreblog

(Source: smwinchestr)

August 30, 2014
3 hours ago ✞ 403 notesviaoriginreblog


d e a d

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

August 30, 2014
3 hours ago ✞ 155,295 notesviaoriginreblog